martes, 26 de julio de 2011

Riddles and jokes.

I have a face but no head
I have three hands but no feet
What am I?
a clock
I have four legs but no toes
I sometimes have two arms but never any hands
I have a back but no chest
I sometimes have a head but never a face
What am I?
a chair
I have a floor and a bed
But no roof and no mattress
You can lie on me but you cannot walk on me
What am I?
the sea
I can go up a chimney when I am down
But I cannot go down a chimney when I am up
What am I?
an umbrella.

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
What city has no people?
Electricity
Why was the baby ant confused?
All his uncles were ants
What do moths study in school?
Mothematics
Where do cows go for their holidays?
Moo York
How many letters are in The Alphabet?
There are 11 letters in 'The Alphabet'
David's father had three sons: Sam, Jim, and ?
David!
What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
Hissssstory.

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